Christine Elliott

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Like many of the people you know in real life, Christine breathes oxygen and drinks water on a fairly regular basis. Unlike the people you know in real life, Christine spends approximately 57 hours a week on YouTube watching user-generated fan videos of obscure television shows. A native of Normal, IL, she loves hearty dinners, big breakfasts, and pie. Non-edible interests include feminist geography, fairy tales, and Russian literature.

Watch Your Language: A Quiz

Learn your Love Language & buy stuff

Sign of the Times: 1 Year of Trump

Take this quiz to figure out what type of protest sign you should make for President Trump’s one year paper anniversary!

Name Game: Puritan Edition

The Puritans basically invented the “pious ejaculation.” Take this quiz!

PINTIMIDATION: which Madeleine Albright pin should you wear to your salary negotiation?

Take this quiz to determine which of Secretary Albright’s statement pieces is right for you next salary negotiation.

There’s Something About the Intro to Orange Is the New Black

The formal qualities of the images used in Orange is the New Black‘s title sequence are thematically relevant and evocative.

Dilettante Battles

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Dilettante Battles

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There are lots of way to “girl.”

The Robber Bridegroom

In the hour before she left, the old woman set about putting her house in order.

The Glass Coffin

Never let it be said that a man once unceremoniously barred from the Ivy League cannot travel far and rise to great heights.

Hans In Luck

My friends I stand before you today as a horse falsely accused and fiercely wronged